Elizabeth Murphy - ‘Weekend Warrior’
- 7 years on the Kicking Horse River
- 2 years in New Zealand
- Advanced Wilderness First Aid
- Swift Water Rescue Technician Level 2
- Token Chick Guide

Ryan Johannesen - ‘River Manager’
- 5 years on the Kicking Horse River
- Swift Water Rescue Technician Level 2
- Advanced Wilderness First Aid
- I have dagger toe nails, chicks dig it!
- 2006 Winner of 'Glacier Allstar Guide Championships'
- Not a hippy (like Isaac)

Isaac Kamink - ‘Almost a Trip Leader’
- 4 years on the Kicking Horse River
- Swift Water Rescue Technician Level 1
- Advanced Wilderness First Aid
- Can tie his own shoes with his eyes closed

Chris Barker - ‘ Senior Rookie Guide’
- 3 years on the Kicking Horse River
- Swift Water Rescue  Technician  Level 1
- Outdoor Emergency Care First Aid
- Kayaking the Kicking Horse River for 4 summers
- Can bench press 250lbs
- Class 5 drivers license, licensed for scooters

Pat Garbutt ‘Rookie Allstar’
- Swift Water Rescue Technician Level 1
- OFA Level 3 and basic rescuer Level C
- Class IV Kayaker
- Mullet looks great when wet
- Has opposable digits

The “Nogler” ‘Aging Rookie’
- 2 years guiding the Kicking Horse River
- 1 year guiding the Yukon
- Swift Water Rescue Technician Level 1
- Basic rescuer Level C, CPR
- Has lumber jack pipes
- Could kayak Class 5 rapids, but is too scared to.
- Bad Vision

Ian  Kirschner ‘Veteran Trip Leader’
- 7 years guiding the Kicking Horse River
- 2 years on the Kananaskis
- Rescue 3 International Swift Water Rescue Instructor
- avid class 4 kayaker who has paddled rivers throughout BC, the States and South America
- single and dashingly handsome *(subject to judgement)